Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance he would always reply "It could have been worse"
To cure him from this annoying habit his friends decided to invent a situation so completely horrible even Frank could not find hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said "Frank did you hear about tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then shot himself on the head."
"That's awful" said Frank "But it could have been worse"
"How in the hell?" asked his bewildered friend.
"Well," replied Frank "If it happened the night before, I'd be dead by now!"
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