An American took a visiting English friend to a baseball game. The first three batters hit the ball and ran to first base. Two were thrown out, the third had a single. The next batter took a high fastball on a three-two pitch and walked to first. The Englishman said, "Those first three blokes ran like the devil. Why did this one walk?"
"Because he had four balls," explained the American.
"Oh, I say! If I had four balls I'd walk too!"
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