An old man walks into a bar with a friend. After finishing his first pint, he tells the bartender that for a $500 bet he can pee into his empty glass from one end of the bar to the other. The bartender knows that this is impossible so he shakes his hand and the bet is on. The old man stands on the bar and starts peeing. He aims for the cup but he isn't even close. He's old enough that he isn't even close, he waves his dick around, trying to get it into the cup. During this, he hits the bartender in the face with his stream of urine. Once he finish, he sat down and admitted that he lost. The bartender held out his hand for the $500 and as soon as he asked the old man why he bet so much, he answered, "I bet my lawyer $3,000 that I could pee all over you and have you smile afterwards."
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