When a hot prostitute walks up and asks if he wants to have a good time?
Rich asks "how much?" and she responds "$500"
He tells her "okay, but for that kind of money, I want to do it with the room pitch black dark". She agrees so Rich tells her to meet him up in his room in fifteen minutes.
In the room he gives it to her as good as he can and since Rich paid for the full evening, he excuses himself to get a drink from the bar downstairs.
Minutes later they are at it again, before needing another break and starting over, this goes on for hours.
After the seventh time the prostitute compliments Rich on his sexual prowess when a voice responds "I ain't Rich, he's down in the bar selling you for $100 a fuck"
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