Barry starts walking around the house and his daughter comes up to him and says, "daddy, you no look so good today".
Barry looks down at his daughter, "but honey i feel great today"
His daughter says back "but daddy you really don't look so good today"
So barry continues walking around until his wife comes up to him and says " Dear, you don't look so good today"
Barry replies again, "But I feel great today! I really do!"
His wife continues, "You really don't look good dear, you should go see a doctor."
Barry then eventually goes to the doctors office. The doctor comes in and looks at him, "Oh my Mr Landon, you really don't look good today"
Barry again replies, "but Doc, I feel great today, I feel amazing!"
So the doctor then looks down into his books reading to him self as he tries to figure out why he doesn't look so good but can feel so great.
Finally the doctor finds something in his book and looks up, "Ah ha!, doesn't look good but feels great..."
"Mr.Landon, You're a Cunt!"
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