Bar Translations

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."


--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.


"I'm not used to these darts."


--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.


"Lets go out to my car and get some cigarettes."


(male to female)--You would look great face down in my lap.


"You get this one, next round is on me."


--We won't be here long enough to get another round.


"I'll get this one, next one is on you."


--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.


"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."


--You stuck up little bitch, too good for your old friends??


"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"


--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.


"Lets get out of here."


--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.


"Can I get a glass of white zinfindel."


(female) --I'm easy. "Can I get a glass of white zinfindel."


(male) --I'm gay.


"Ever try a body shot?"


(male to female) --I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.


(female to male) --If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?