Drunk guy at end of bar calls bartender over...points at girl at the bar and says lemme buy that douchebag a drink. Bartender ignores him. He repeats himself several times.."bartender! Buy that douchebag a drink.!" Bartender says to girl, "that guy wants to buy you a drink. I just want him to shut up. What would you like?" She says "I'll have a vinegar and water"
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