A man is having a party and he tells all his guests to dress up as emotions. The night of the party there is a knock at the door. The man opens the door and sees a lady dressed in blue. The lady says "I am blue because I am sad" and she walks in. The next guest that arrives is dressed all red. The guy in red says "I am so angry I have turned red" and he walks in. The third guest arrives in green attire and he states "I am green with envy" as he walks in. The doorbell rings shortly after all the guests have arrived. The host opens the door to see a big black guy with a raging boner and a tire hanging off his dick. "What are you supposed to be?" The host asks in confusion. The black guy responds "I am fucking despair"
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