A few days later, he gets a call from the hospital.
"I'm sorry sir, there was a mix up with the records. There was another Mr Anderson who took his wife in for blood work on the same day, and we're having trouble telling the records apart. As both results are sort of grim, I feel its ok to tell you. One of the records came back positive for HIV. The other positive for a serious form of dementia."
"Ok, well what should I do? That's a serious problem either way."
"Well, I suggest taking you're wife to a spot far away from your house, drop her off alone, and return to your house without her. If she doesn't make it back, fuck it."
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