A travelling salesman is enjoying a beer when he notices a pickle jar full of ten dollar bills behind the bar. He asks the bartender what the deal is.
The bartender tells him, "There's a horse tied up out back. You put your ten bucks in the jar, and if you can make the horse laugh you win it all."
The salesman says, "Why not?" Puts his money in the jar and heads out back. Moments later the sound of equine laughter echoes through the bar. The salesman collects his winnings and leaves.
Six months later the salesman returns to the bar and sees the jar, now stuffed with twenties. The bartender says, "I remember you! But this time it's not so easy, this time you have to make the horse cry."
The salesman puts his twenty in and heads out back. Almost immediately the bar is rocked by loud, horsey sobbing. The salesman collects his winnings, and is just about to leave when the bartender stops him, "Look man, that's twice you've won the pot. How did you do it?"
The salesman replies, "The first time I told the horse my cock was bigger than his. The second time I showed him."
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