What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist have in common?
Both can smell it but can't eat it
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
All you can eat for under a buck.
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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
If your girlfriend chews before swallowing
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What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A blow job with handle bars
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What is the ultimate rejection?
When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep
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What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Crust
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How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
By sticking your finger in his honey
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