A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman
working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes
the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how
she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up
the headphones and listens.
She hears: �Breathe in...Breathe out...breathe in...Breathe out."
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