A mother and her young daughter were walking through the park one day when they came across 2 dogs having sex. The daughter asks her mom, "what are they doing?" the mom not wanting to explain sex to her young daughter just says "oh they're making cakes"
Further on they come across 2 rabbits having sex, again the daughter asks her mum what they are doing and again the mum goes "oh they're just making cakes."
further on the daughter says, "you and daddy were making cakes on the sofa last night weren't you?" the mom, horrified, asks "did you see us?" and the daughter replies "no, but I licked the whipped cream off the sofa afterwards"
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