One day, a mother and daughter decided to enjoy the great weather and walked out to the park. At the park, they passed by a tree, which had two squirrels furiously humping each other. The daughter, curious at this spectacle asked her mother, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mother, not wanting her daughter to know about sex yet, told her daughter, "They're baking cake, honey!" The little girl nodded and smiled, and they continued the walk. On their way out of the park, they spot two dogs ferociously going at it. The daughter pops the same question, and the mother tells her that they were baking cake once more. As they were going in to the house, they spot two cats vigorously copulating. The little daughter asks, "Are they baking cake, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes, honey."
The next day, the mother was making breakfast for the family when her daughter runs up to her with a huge grin on her face. The mother, curious as to why the daughter was so happy asks her, "Honey, why are you so happy early in the morning?" The daughter shrieks, "You and daddy were baking cake last night!" The mother, a bit taken back but sure that her daughter was asleep during her sexy time asks her, "How did you know, honey?" The daughter smiles and responds, "I licked the frosting off the couch!"
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