Bait

Od Man fishing in the greek to younger man who arrives to start fishing also: "Where yu bin the last week son?"
Young man: "I got me married."


Old man: "Who'd ya marry son?"


Young man: "I married Mary Lou".


Old man: "Why she's so ugly, why d'ya marry her, is she a good cook?"


Young man: "Nope."


Old man: "Is she good in bed?"


Young man: "Nope."


Old man: "Is she pregnant?"


Young man: "Nope."


Old man, still watching his float: Why in tarnation d'you marry her for then Son?"


Young man, baiting his hook: "She's got the worms."