A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the
doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is
suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you
don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a
good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for
dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as
this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him, as that
will only make him stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some
type of sporting event on TV. And most importantly, make love with your husband
several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
"If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain
his health completely."
On the way home the husband asked his wife , "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
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