There was this blonde and she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her with her best friend and the rest of her school day wasnt going to well either so she says to her self "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live i want to hang myself" so she goes home and finds a rope and she hangs herself from the porch well some guy walks by and sees her hanging off the porch by a rope and he asks her "what the hell are u doing?" and she tells him "ugh my boyfriend just broke up with me, everything is going bad in my life and i have no reason to live so im hanging my self" well he asks "why are u hanging from your waist arent u suppose to hang yourself from your throat" and the blonde says " i tried that but i couldnt breathe!"
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