One hot day, a blonde went up to a pop machine outside of Safeway and pulled out a handful of quarters. She put the first quarter in and got a pop. She put a second quarter in and got another pop. She continued to do this until, finally, a man who was very thirsty, tapped her and the shoulder and asked, "Excuse me, miss. I'm really thirsty and you're taking a really long time. You already have like 10 pops! What are you doing?" The blonde turned and said, "DUH!! Winning!"
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