A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are in an office building elevator.

The brunette looks over at one of the walls and notices a stain about waist high. "Ew," she says, "What is that stain?" The redhead walks over to the stain and pokes it a little, then sniffs her finger. "Oh my god I think it's someone's cum." All three women get to giggling and talking about whose it could be, so to settle the topic the blonde walks over, kneels down and licks the cum stain, just a little bit. "Well whoever he is," says the blonde, "he doesn't work in this office."

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