A guy goes to the doctor and they had to take a urine sample. Now this is a pretty big guy so they had a lot. The urine sample sits on the table with the coffee machine. The guy takes some of the urine, accidentally, spits it out and says "This tastes like s***!"The doctor says, "It is s***."The guy says, "Oh, then it's not me.
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