A doctor had a regular habit of stopping off at his favourite bar for a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender knew him and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, the bartender was dismayed to find that he had no hazelnuts in the place but he had other nuts. He chose hickory and made a drink with it. The doctor came in at his regular time, took a sip, and exclaimed: "This isn't hazelnut daiquiri!" To which the bartender replied, "No, I'm sorry. It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
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