3 nurses go down to the morgue and discover a dead man with a huge erection. the first nurse says,'i cant let this go to waste.' she mounts him and begins riding him. When she was finished, the 2nd nurse climbs on board and does the same. When she climbed off of him, the 3rd nurse was hesitant because she was on her period, but decided since he was dead it didn't matter. When the 3rd nurse climbed off, the man suddenly sits up. the 3 nurses apologized saying 'We thought you were dead.'
The man says, 'I was, but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion, I feel great.'
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