After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said:
ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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