He's 80 and sprinted past my house on Monday, then on Tuesday he goes sprinting past and the same on Wednesday.
On Thursday he went by skipping and I was able to stop him.
I said:
'Here, dad! What've you been doing sprinting mast my flat?'
"Well son, the doctor gave me some pills and told me to take them three days running but skip the last day."
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