A woman is sunbathing ... [nsfw]

On a hot summers day, a woman lies in her backyard sunbathing. She wants a nice, even tan and since her yard has a high fence around it so she decides to strip naked.

With the warm sun on her skin and all the sounds of a hot summers day she starts drifting into sleep.

Suddenly she comes fully awake to the sensation of something crawling up her inner thigh! Still groggy she tries to determine what it is, and to her horror she sees the end of a bee disappear into her vagina!

Half panicking she throws on some clothes and heads for her doctor. When the doctor enters the examination room, she explains her predicament and her worry.

"And you're sure the bee is still inside you?"

"Of course I am! What am I supposed to do about it?!"

"Don't worry, just call your husband and have him meet you at home. Take some honey and cover the tip of his penis with it and let him enter you slowly. When he feels the bee eating the honey, just have him exit you real slow and pull the bee with him!"

Amazingly this plan calmed the woman some, but it had a huge flaw:

"I'm not married, and I have no boyfriend!"

"Don't you have any close friends you could ask to help you?"

"I don't have time for that, can't you do it? It's your plan and everything!"

"Hmm, well I guess the situation is quite time dependent. Lay here on the bed and uncover yourself while I get some honey."

As the woman got situated the doctor got a bottle of honey from the lunch room. When he returned he took out his penis and covered the tip. Slowly he entered the woman until he was almost completely inside her.

"There he is! He just started eating the honey."

"Great! Does he stick to you when you pull out?"

"No, he keeps dropping off!"

So, the doctor goes slowly forward and backward and forward and backward trying to pull out the bee, he's getting more and more frustrated since the bee seems to go nowhere. Suddenly he increases his speed to a fast pace.

"What are you doing?! He'll never stick when you're going this fast!"

"I changed my mind, I'll shoot that son of a bitch!"