Little Johnny said to his aunt Tess: 'My God, you're ugly, aren't you!'
His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen. 'You naughty boy!', she screamed, 'how can you say to your aunt that she's ugly! You go right in and apologise to her! Tell her you're sorry!'
Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said: 'Aunt Tess, I am sorry you're so ugly'
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