McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears
streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already
homesick. "No," replied McAteer. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that
happen?" "The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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