Wager

A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms.


He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see the condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, he finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.


The pharmacist looks at it, smacks down another five dollars, unzips his pants, lays his penis across from the deaf mute's member, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.


Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.


"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing