A little old ladies phone rings late one night and she answers it. "Hello?"
A deep voice on the other end says, "I know you, you'd like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you."
The old lady looks at the phone blushing and in amazement and replies, "Wow. You can really tell all this from a single 'Hello?'"
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