there four gas stations, one on each corner. One is an American gas station, where gas is $4.00 a gallon, and you have to pump it yourself. Another is Japanese, and the gas is $8.00 a gallon, but when you get there, several attendants wearing uniforms and white gloves pump it for you, and clean your windshield while you wait. Another one is European, and the gas is $6.00 a gallon, but it's always closed for lunch, and the attendants are in the local park playing bocce. The last one is Russian, where the gas is only $2.50 a gallon, but it's all gone because they sold it on the black market.
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