The husband sticks his hand out and says "Hi officer, is there a problem?"
The police officer says, "Sir, are you aware that you have a rope tied around your horse's dick and sack?"
Confused, the Amish man says "The wife and I will take care of it as soon as we get home."
After driving away, the wife sticks her head out of the back and asks, "What was that about?"
Her husband replied, "I'm not quite sure, but he mentioned something about our Emergency Brake. I'll have to check it when we get home."
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