There was a guy with a wooden eye who didn't have a date and anyone he asked refused to dance with him.
He saw a girl with a hair lip sitting alone and thinks there's no way she'll say no. So he walks up and asks her to dance.
When he asked her she replied "oh would I would I !", and the guy stepped back, seriously offended and shouted back " hair lip hair lip!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.