At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. Look, she reacted. We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other. You're wrong, the young man replied. For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account.
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