The teacher asked the class 'Who said "Give me liberty or give me death!"?'
Little Aiko raised her hand. "Yes" prompted the teacher.
"Patrick Henry said that".
"Very good, Aiko! Who said "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."?
Little Aiko replies "Benjamin Franklin!"
The teacher beams, and says "You could all learn from the study habits of the Japanese children!"
Somebody in the back yells "Fuck the Japanese!"
Furious, the teacher demands "Who said that?"
Little Aiko replies "Lee Iacocca!"
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