An art thief pulls off an impossible heist at the Louvre. He manages to steal a Monet, a Degas, and a Van Gogh. He makes it past security and out of the museum. However, he then cannot get his van to start. The police find him and arrest him. They ask him how he was able to pull of the crime but have his van be unable to start. The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
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