A very shy man walks up to an very attractive young lady who was obviously very experienced, if you know what I mean.
The woman sees him and says, "Hi Honey, what'll you have?" Her lustful eyes in full contact with his.
"I'm looking for something good. What have you got?", the man replies coyly. He was new to this.
"Well... are you a breast man or a thigh man?", she asks with a smirk, thoroughly relaxed with the transaction that was about to occur.
The man pauses for a moment. "I'm... Well I'm really more of a... you know... a pussy kind of man."
Shocked, the woman reeled back and called for her manager.
It was at that moment he realized that wasn't the most appropriate thing to say to a counter clerk at the Kentucky Fried Chicken. No matter how experienced she was at sex!
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