On my first Sunday at a new church a woman came out, shook my had and declared that I had preached a "Very warm sermon."
I thanked her.
The next week, "You preached a warm sermon today," she declared.
Again I thanked her, feeling very proud.
The same thing the third week, and the fourth, and the fifth.
On the sixth week she declared it to be a "Warm sermon" again and I said, "By the way, when you say I preache a warm sermon, what do you mean?
"Not so hot." and she walked off
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