As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain,
"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short."
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