A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology.

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work. An Englishman said, We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks. The Irishman says, That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks. The American says, Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!