We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants over 100 percent.
How
about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math
that might prove helpful
in the future. What makes life 100 percent?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
can be represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
However,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
It stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge
will get you close, but
attitude and bullshit will put you over the top!
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