A guy walks into a whorehouse. On his dick it says "Shortie's." One of the whores felt bad for him so she gives him a blow job.All the other whores were laughing at her until they came out of the room. It turns out that his dick said "Shortie's Bar and Grill in Albuquerque, New Mexico." Submitted by Jeff Wynne
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