Daughter just turned 16 and wants to go shopping so she asked her dad to borrow the car.
Daughter: daddy can i borrow the car to go shopping?
Dad: Well honey you just got your license so im not sure yet.
Daughter: please daddy ill do anything you want.
Dad: Ok then you have to blow me.
Daughter: Dad this tastes like shit.
Dad: oh yea your brother borrowed the car earlier
Sorry fo bad fromat, im on mobile. Also im a redneck. ..
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