A young mechanic was working on a car when the lift broke, and the car fell and severed his arm. Now severely depressed because he had one arm, loved to golf, and couldn't afford a prosthetic arm, decided "well, this is it. This is my end... I will kill myself because I can't play golf nor afford an arm". So one day, the mechanic goes to the tallest building in his town, takes the elevator all the way up to the roof. He stands on the ledge, crying, as he's about to jump to his final destiny. As he looks down, he sees a man, skipping, jumping, happy as can be. He looks closer and realizes the man has no arms. So the mechanic thinks to himself, wow...he's got no arms and is happy as can be! With a new found hope the mechanic steps off the ledge, races down the the street where the man is jumping and skipping along. He tells the man how seeing him skip and jump for joy saved his life, that if he could be happy with no arms, he could surely be happy with one. The man, jumping and skipping again, prompts the mechanic to ask "why on earth are you so happy!??" The man replies, "I am not happy, my balls itch"
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