The daughter of an elderly Jewish couple brings home a man that she would like to marry. He turns out to be a Torah scholar. After dinner, the father and the suitor sit down together and the father asks "how will you treat my daughter as the princess she is in my eyes?" and the suitor says "I will work hard and God will provide for me."
The father asks "how will you provide a comfortable lifestyle for my daughter in the way I've done so all these years" and the suitor replies "I will work hard and God will provide for me."
Afterwards, the parents are talking and the mother asks the father what he thinks of the guy. "He doesn't know anything, he won't have a good job, but on the upside, he calls me God."
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