A man-a staunch Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan- goes to a sports bar in Tampa to watch his favorite team play, and brings his dog with him. As usual, the Bucs get slaughtered, while the other team racks up score after score. Finally , late in the game, the Bucs score a field goal. The dog jumps so high it nearly touches the ceiling,, does three back flips, and lands in its seat.
"Your dog seems to be as big a fan as you are," said the bartender. "Does he do that every time the Bucs score a field goal?"
"Sure does," the man replies.
"Wow," says the bartender. "What does he do when the Buccaneers score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," says the man. "I've only had him three years."
Now watch the Buccaneers win today and make me look like a jerk for posting this.
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