He picks up the piece of poop and examines it.
"Hmmm... sure looks like dog poop."
He then feels it and squeezes it.
"Hmmm... sure feels like dog poop."
Then he Licks it.
"Hmmm... sure tastes like a dog poop. This must be a dog poop. Good thing I didn't step on it!"
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