A man decides that he is really going to spoil his wife for their anniversary this year, so he splashes out on some expensive lingerie for her.
On receiving the gift, she smiles and gives him a peck on the cheek - and he feels slightly annoyed that she doesn't seem to truly appreciate how much thought he put in to the gift.
Finally, after three days of resentment he confronts her: "You haven't really even thanked me properly for the lovely gift I got you - I don't know why I even bother"
To which the wife replies "Oh, I'm sorry darling - I love the lingerie! I've had numerous compliments already!"
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