I was driving with a friend the other day and we were approaching a red light. To my horror he begins to speed up and blows right through it. I ask him, "What the hell was that all about?!"
"It's a trick my brother taught me. He said to always go through red lights, everyone else will always stop for you if you do." He replied.
Not sure how to answer that I just kind of shrug it off and hope we aren't t-boned as the next intersection approaches. Of course it's another red light and he is just cruising along ready to blow another stop light. But the light suddenly turns green and he SLAMS on the brakes and stops at the line before the intersection.
"What the hell are you doing!" I yell, "the light is green!"
He replies, "My brother might be coming."
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