WELCOME TO PHONETIONS WHERE WE CALL YOU AND ASK QUESTIONS!
Apparently we have 400,000 new people on the line... Hey wait a minute...
The host walks to the curtain.
"Uh, we have technical problems here..."
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Phone Answerer: Excuse me.
HOST: WHAT!
Phone Answerer: You know the 400,000 people?
HOST: Yeah? So what?
Phone Answerer: 399,999 of them are complaining.
Host: Oh? And the last one?
Phone Answerer: Its your daughter.
PHONE ANSWERER: 399,999
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