Birthday present

A father approached his 14 year old son and asks him what he wants most for his birthday.


The son replies, "I want to get laid Dad."


The father says, "You are still a bit young for that." He takes him out to the backyard and shows him a tree with a knot hole in it. "Practice on this and we'll see next year," says the father.


The next year the father asks the same question and gets the same reply. The father tells the son to practice on the knot hole for another year.


On his 16th birthday the son says, "Enough with the knot hole already, I am ready for a woman!"


The father agrees and takes the son into town to the local cathouse. He tells the madam, "One for me and one for my son."


The madam replies "You go up the stairs and turn left, your son goes up the stairs and turns right."


At the top of the stairs the father pauses to wish the son good luck and then goes into the room with the whore.


All of a sudden he hears terrible screaming coming from the room where his son went. He runs over and bursts into the room. There he sees his son shoving a broomstick in and out of the whore while she is screaming at the top of her lungs.


"What the fuck are you doing son?" yells the father.


"Checking for squirrels Dad" replies the son.